Sinai: Hello Inu
Inu-Yasha: Hi
Sinai: Well I'm going to get right to the point in this interview so I was just wondering what it was like being a half dog demon.
Inu-Yasha: Well its hard sometimes trying to fight my natural instincts and doin things that the average human does. I have to hide who I really am it just gets a little annoying.
Sinai: Yes but I think the reel question is do you need to fit in in our society. I mean now a days differences are embraced, in fact its a law that differences are supposed to be overlooked and common ground is to be walked on.
Inu-Yasha: Really? Is that so?
Sinai: Yes. In this country that is a law.
Inu-Yasha: So when did you get so educated?
Sinai: To tell you the truth I don't know.
Inu-Yasha: I see.
Sinai: So anyway, whats the deal with you and Kagome? Are you dating or what?
Inu-Yasha: Well she is really nice and all. I guess I'd like to go out with her.
Sinai: Oh really? Well we have a guest in back. Do you want to see her?
Inu-Yasha: Her? Is it Kagome?
Sinai: No.
Inu-Yasha: What...a girl but not Kagome...oh crap...
Sinai: COME ON IN YUKI!
Inu-Yasha: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!
Yuki: *enters*
Inu-Yasha: Heh heh. Hi
Yuki: So you wanna go out with Kagome do you?
Inu-Yasha: No I was just being polite.
Yuki: Well learn to be a little less polite!
Inu-Yasha: But I just...well...uuh. Yeah I won't do it again PROMISE!
Yuki: Oh no I see your plan.
Inu-Yasha: You do?
Yuki: Yeah. You'll have your perfect little fairy tale dating story with Kagome and use me as your...your...sex wench!
Inu-Yasha: Sex wench?
Yuki: You heard me!
Inu-Yasha: no thats not it at all. I don't know what I was thinking!
Sinai: Exuse me. But if this helps any I think you guys make the perfect couple.
Inu-Yasha/Yuki: *turn to face Sinai* SHUT-UP!
Sinai: uuh...ok
Yuki: Loser!
Inu-Yasha: Bitch!
*Both walk away in seperate directions*
Sinai: Okay then...I guess the interview is over then...
THE END?
Backstage after the interview
Sinai: That was one of the best fights we've had so far. Well I'm sorry I had to put you through that.
Yuki: Meh. No problem. It was kinda fun. I like acting.
Inu-Yasha: Yeah. I'll do anything to help out a friend. But you know what I said about Kagome was true. I really do wanna go out with her.
All: *burst out luaghing*
Yuki: You sure do know how to make a girl laugh Inu.
Inu-Yasha: Yeah.
Sinai: Yeah but nobody can know that we faked this show.
Inu-Yasha/Yuki: Our lips are seeled.
Sinai: Alright then.
THE END!