Interviews

Okay today I am interviewing...DROMROLL PLEASE!...Inu-Yasha!
Last weeks was Tomoyo...and now there is a new one...

Sinai: Hello Inu
Inu-Yasha: Hi
Sinai: Well I'm going to get right to the point in this interview so I was just wondering what it was like being a half dog demon.
Inu-Yasha: Well its hard sometimes trying to fight my natural instincts and doin things that the average human does. I have to hide who I really am it just gets a little annoying.
Sinai: Yes but I think the reel question is do you need to fit in in our society. I mean now a days differences are embraced, in fact its a law that differences are supposed to be overlooked and common ground is to be walked on.
Inu-Yasha: Really? Is that so?
Sinai: Yes. In this country that is a law.
Inu-Yasha: So when did you get so educated?
Sinai: To tell you the truth I don't know.
Inu-Yasha: I see.
Sinai: So anyway, whats the deal with you and Kagome? Are you dating or what?
Inu-Yasha: Well she is really nice and all. I guess I'd like to go out with her.
Sinai: Oh really? Well we have a guest in back. Do you want to see her?
Inu-Yasha: Her? Is it Kagome?
Sinai: No.
Inu-Yasha: What...a girl but not Kagome...oh crap...
Sinai: COME ON IN YUKI!
Inu-Yasha: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!
Yuki: *enters*
Inu-Yasha: Heh heh. Hi
Yuki: So you wanna go out with Kagome do you?
Inu-Yasha: No I was just being polite.
Yuki: Well learn to be a little less polite!
Inu-Yasha: But I just...well...uuh. Yeah I won't do it again PROMISE!
Yuki: Oh no I see your plan.
Inu-Yasha: You do?
Yuki: Yeah. You'll have your perfect little fairy tale dating story with Kagome and use me as your...your...sex wench!
Inu-Yasha: Sex wench?
Yuki: You heard me!
Inu-Yasha: no thats not it at all. I don't know what I was thinking!
Sinai: Exuse me. But if this helps any I think you guys make the perfect couple.
Inu-Yasha/Yuki: *turn to face Sinai* SHUT-UP!
Sinai: uuh...ok
Yuki: Loser!
Inu-Yasha: Bitch!
*Both walk away in seperate directions*
Sinai: Okay then...I guess the interview is over then...

THE END?

Backstage after the interview

Sinai: That was one of the best fights we've had so far. Well I'm sorry I had to put you through that.
Yuki: Meh. No problem. It was kinda fun. I like acting.
Inu-Yasha: Yeah. I'll do anything to help out a friend. But you know what I said about Kagome was true. I really do wanna go out with her.
All: *burst out luaghing*
Yuki: You sure do know how to make a girl laugh Inu.
Inu-Yasha: Yeah.
Sinai: Yeah but nobody can know that we faked this show.
Inu-Yasha/Yuki: Our lips are seeled.
Sinai: Alright then.

THE END!

This is the first interview I wrote its with Tomoyo.

Tomyo: *walks onto stage*
Sinai: Hey hey
Tomoyo: Hello
Sinai: Well I think the biggest question on everybodys mind is...
Tomoyo: What?
Sinai:...Well...whether you and Eirol are a couple or thinking about being a couple or if...
Tomoyo: Really? Thats what most people are wondering?
Sinai: *sweatdrop* Yes thats what people are wondering...so whats the answer?
Tomoyo: Well...I don't think anythings going on...I don't know if he likes me but I just don't
think of him in that way. I just see him as a friend.
Sinai: So you'll never go out with hi...
Tomoyo: Well, I wouldn't say never, I mean people change and the way people feel about eachother
changes with time so you never know.
Sinai: I see. Well now your probably wondering why I picked you for my first interview. Well one
reason is that when I did a test to see which character of Card Captor Sakura I was most like and
it said that I was most like you and...
Tomoyo: Really?
Sinai: *eye twitches* yes. and the other...
Tomoyo: Well thats wierd.
Sinai: Yes but the other reason is becau...
Tomoyo: I just find it odd that people have that stuff about me...and they talk about me and
Eirol too. Wow its hard to believe...
Sinai: Yes thats wonderfull. But anyway the other reason was that you...
Tomoyo: But wow. People actually have websites about me. And Sakura too.
Sinai: Yes thats all well and good but I still have a show to do and I need to get all of
my questions said and...
Tomoyo: Wow. I LOVE your shirt!
Sinai: *eye twitches* Really? Thats great I'm happy for you. But the other reason is that you are...
Tomoyo: What? I am what...
Sinai: What I was trying to say was that you WERE my favourite character from Card Captor Sakura
but...
Tomoyo: Really. I am so happy that you feel that way. I...
Sinai: SHUT UP! My Gawd! What is wrong with you? Can I not finish a sentence? Is that too much...
Tomoyo: Sorry!
Sinai: WHAT THE HELL!? I'M YELLING AT YOU FOR INTERUPTING ME AND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT YOU CUT
ME OFF!
Tomoyo: I was just happy that I am you favourite character and...
Sinai: I said you WERE my favourite character, that is until this intervi...
Tomoyo: What I'm not your favourite character anymo...
Sinai: HOLY CRAP! You can't stop interupting me then this interview is over! Control yourse...
Tomoyo: Okay I won't interupt you.
Sinai: AAAAH! *rips hair out of head* OUT! *points to exit* GO NOW! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMO...
Tomoyo: Okay Okay.
Sinai: EEEEEER! OUT!!!!!!!!
Tomoyo: bye *leaves*
Sinai: *rubs temples* Jeez. Crazy...
Tomoyo: *walks back in* I forgot my hat.
Sinai: *chucks Tomoyos hat at her* There now...OUT!

THE END!